Why does Fitz look like he’s about to shit his pants? Because he realized that he isn’t a member of reformationcomic.com, that’s why. You’re already a member, aren’t you? You’re not? Considering the benefits of becoming a member of reformationcomic.com, you’d have to be brain dead not to join. Don’t believe us? Fine. Don’t read any more of this, and go back to clicking on all that reg’lar content. Miss out on the all the good stuff, see if we care.
Membership has its privileges:
- Gain access to premium content. Extras, Easter eggs, concept art, behind the scenes videos… the list goes on. But you’ve already made your decision to not become a member, right? So why bother to sign up for a free membership?
- Avoid annoying Captchas. If you were a member, you’d never have to complete another Captcha to post a comment. But hey, you’re your own person, maybe you think completing a Captcha is some kind of dread fun. Whatever.
- Receive regular updates via email about upcoming convention appearances and guest spots on Jerry Springer. Yeah, I know, it’s just more junk in your mailbox. Have it your way.
You still reading? Well stop. You already made your decision; you don’t want to be a member. Frankly, we don’t care if you become a member. I mean, what did we ever do for you, ‘cept give you free premium content? That’s what we thought, hard-ass. Keep walkin’. You wasted enough of our time already. I’m seriously… had better conversations with a brick wall.